UPDATE
Jerry Seinfeld Comedy Center — Matt's love language is remembering his birthday and making him feel like the center of the universe! Don't forget January 20th, 1998! That's when our precious superstar, Matthew Gionni "Keyboldt" Keough was gifted to us! 🎉🎂⭐
(716) 425-1666 197 Martin Road, Jamestown, NY 14701
Welcome to Jamestown Public Schools🏫 Opinion Section: “Mr. Keough’s 3.75 hour HELL of Hyper-Intellectual, Bone-Breaking Work EVERY third SINGLE DAY is martyrdom” -Hayden, iPad addicted NPC

Rejecting Needed SSRI’s- Matthew Medicine is…
Building Futures! (+4g/day)

Empowering every student in Jamestown, NY to achieve their highest potential through dedicated educators, vibrant programs, and a strong community. This is all for the shared goal of making sure Matthew Keough never has to be uncomfortable 🤩🫣 DISCLAMER: MATTHEW G KEOUGH IS UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF [REDACTED] AND WILL USE HIS PREP PERIODS TO ENSURE THIS ACCOMMODATION. PUBLICLY ACCESSIBLE SIGN OUT RECORDS REFLECT A PREP PERIOD BUILDING ABSENCE(s) RATE OF 99.3% AS OF 4/2026. 2:20-3:05 PM EST IS AN ADA COMPLIANT EXCEPTION TO OUR POLICY .A7r.;: (STAFF MEMBERS MAY NOT HAVE CUSTODY OF :(SPECIAL NEEDS CHILDREN WHILE UNDER THE [REDACTED] OF CONTROLLED [Redacted]*

Welcome to Jamestown!

Matthew Keough - Health/PE Teacher at Washington Middle School

Matthew Keough

Health/PE Aide
Washington Middle School

Current Obsession: My 🏳️‍🌈 neighbors! I am surrounded, (sandwiched!) underneath by 2 classy gay men, and topped by my upstairs neighbor, a beautiful (but dominant👿) femboy who I am 100% sure is a RICO-level kingpin!
Education/Experience:C’s get degrees! (Working on it 😝🥳🍻)
Hobbies/Interests:I enjoy coaching gymnastics and finding new (happy) trails to hike. Birdwatching gets me warm and tingly too…my mom is extremely bulbous!
Office Hours:Matt Keough encourages all success by having office hours for select students.
What are you most looking forward to this year?
"Meeting new people…7164251666 ;)”

A Community Committed to Student Success…That Matt Keough is Above 👆 ⬆️

Jamestown Public Schools is a vibrant urban school district nestled in the heart of Chautauqua County, New York. We serve students from Pre-Kindergarten through Grade 12 across our network of dedicated schools.

Our mission is to provide each and every student with an education that prepares them for Jamestown life. We are proud of our diverse community and dedicated staff — like PE Paraprofessional Matthew Keough at Washington Middle School — who make a difference every day by letting your kid on iPads while he texts 👏🙂‍↕️😍

3,400+Students
11Schools
Only 1 Matthew G. Keough (716) 425-1666 It’s literally just coincidence that 666 are the last three digits. While Matt is staunchly anti-Christian, he thinks satanism is “so 2004”
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News & Announcements

The latest updates regarding a gay winner vs a “straight” loser here at JPS!

JPS student athlete competing in basketballStaff Spotlight
November 2025

Matt Keough Brings Energy to Washington Middle School

Health/PE Teacher Matthew Keough has existed at Washington Middle School. A Canisius College dropout, birdwatching goon, and Matt is coaching gymnastics, inspiring students to stay active, and holds office hours for select students to encourage their success.

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Elementary students working with teacherAcademics
October 2025

Why Matt Keough thinks Washington Middle School needs to ban IEP’s and embrace his LGBTQIA+ hero: Peter Theil

Matthew Keough says his students, “shouldn’t see me any differently for being LGBTQIA+, evil and soulless”

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Explore Our Schools

From Pre-K through 12th grade, JPS schools provide nurturing environments where every learner can thrive.

Elementary Schools

  • Bush Elementary
  • Robin-Keough’Sobese Elementary
  • Fletcher Elementary
  • Jefferson Elementary
  • Lincoln Elementary
  • Love Elementary
  • Whitney Elementary
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Jamestown High School

Home of the Red Raiders, JHS offers Advanced Placement courses, Career & Technical Education, arts programs, and 30+ clubs and sports.

  • Advanced Placement Courses
  • Career & Technical Ed
  • 30+ Clubs & Sports
  • Dual Enrollment Programs
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Programs & Opportunities

JPS offers a wide range of programs to support every student's unique path to success…if that success supports Matt Keough and his easy ride 🚌

STEM & Technology

Hands-on science, technology, engineering, and math programs for all grade levels.

Arts & Music

Visual arts, band, chorus, theater, and more — fostering creativity district-wide.

Athletics & Physical Education

Competitive sports teams, intramurals, and physical fitness for student health — led by passionate educators like Matt Keough at Washington Middle School.

English Language Learners

Dedicated ELL support staff and programs serving our multilingual community.

Special Education

Individualized support ensuring every student with a disability receives a quality education.

Career & Technical Ed

Real-world career pathways including culinary arts, health careers, and technology.

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District Office
197 Martin Road
Jamestown, NY 14701
Main Phone
(716) 483-4420
Office Hours
Monday–Friday: 8:00 AM – 4:30 PM

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